Bible Dude Says: Pick up the Joy Book!


In terms of innovative formats for the Bible, lycra is possibly the strangest I’ve come across. In this TV satire, the superhero Bible Dude zaps both biblical interpretation and Christian culture. While I thought it was a good laugh, you can tell the scriptwriter isn’t really a fan of the Bible.

Yet, it’s interesting that despite such a negative take, he or she seems quite familiar with many of its characters. For those of you who are wondering, the verse referenced on the superhero’s costume is from Matthew 4.20 (NIV): “At once they left their nets and followed him”. Don’t ask.

Star Trek ‘Vulcan salute’ is Biblical

Many of the cinema-goers who went to see Star Trek XI this weekend have probably seen Mr Spock’s famous Vulcan salute many times. But few of them are probably aware that the tricky manoeuvre is actually based upon a biblical blessing.

According to the Daily Mail, the original Mr Spock (Leonard Nimoy) based the greeting on a gesture of blessing he had seen at a Jewish synagogue. And that gesture is part of the Priestly Blessing, which is described in the Bible at Numbers 6:23-26. Ironically, Nimoy even reads this verse out aloud as a narrator during the popular computer game, Civilization IV.

And as you can see above, the precursor to the Vulcan salute is even featured on a synagogue door in Essen, Germany. Also note that originally, the gesture is done with both hands – making getting it right twice as difficult. Photo: Aaron Olaf

Not such a Good Book?

The Metro ran a news item today that looked at the issue of sexual deviance in the Bible. Yes, you read that right. Sexual deviance. The tenor of the story was that the Bible documents a series of sex crimes – and therefore, it’s not such a morally upstanding book after all.

Indian professor Anil Aggrawal took upon himself the thankless job of cataloguing the sexual deviancy referred to in the Bible. Apparently, he found everything from common or garden adultery to Rohypnol-style rape and even necrophilia. He then wrote about his research in the April issue of the Journal of Forensic and Legal Medicine.

But does this really mean that the Bible’s moral authority is now in tatters? (Photo: Topic Agnostic)

Not really. What the Professor missed in his extensive trawl is the somewhat obvious point that just because something is mentioned in the Bible, it doesn’t mean that it’s given the thumbs up.

In fact, the Bible repeatedly bangs on about how many of the events that it records are examples of what not to do. For example, the book of Psalms says that many of the stories of the Old Testament are to be retold so that people should “not be like their forefathers, a stubborn and rebellious generation” (Psalm 78:8, NIV).

And the apostle Paul, reviewing some of the seedier things that happened during the Exodus, said: “Now these things occurred as examples to keep us from setting our hearts on evil things as they did.” (1 Corinthians 10:6, NIV).

To read the Bible as just a record of saintly deeds is to miss the point. The Bible shows us life as its worst - violent, degrading and selfish. But it also shows us life at its best – tolerant, peaceable and generous.

Paradoxically, the sexual violence mentioned in the Bible actually shows that it deals with life as we know it. That’s not to say it condones such behaviour – it doesn’t - but those who dismiss it as irrelevant to life today might want to think again in the light of the Professor’s findings.

 

Daily Mail gives big tick to biblical parable

Great story in The Daily Mail today linking research into child psychology with the Bible. It seems that a US study has found that second-born children tend to be more wayward than their elder siblings.

The findings echo the biblical parable of the Prodigal Son, where the more diligent older son gets ratty with his rebellious younger brother. I think this is a great illustration of how timeless stories from the Bible still resonate today, whether or not they are viewed as part of a sacred text.

And apparently, there is a growing scholarly interest in psychological studies of the Bible. Did Ezekiel have post-traumatic stress disorder? Did Job find his sufferings psychotherapeutic? Allegedly, there are a whole rash of textbook cases found within its pages. (Photo: JD Pavkovich)